Ten Sure Ways to Annoy Your Wife.
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- Tease her by going into the kitchen and clicking the plates and silverware together to make her think you’re putting away the dishes.
- Shave right before you go to bed in order to make sure there are little spots of blood on the pillow every morning.
- Before you go out, put on tons of deodorant and then put on a black shirt that is a little too small.
- Assign the ringtone “Baby’s got Back” to her number.
- Keep your hat in the freezer and tell her you keep it there “Just in case you have lice”.
- Rent “The History of Wisconsin Football” from Netflix even though you don’t live in Wisconsin nor did either of you graduate from there.
- Practice your submission holds from the UFC on her.
- Tell your daughter “You will always be my daughter but she may not always be my wife”.
- Keep a picture of her sister in your wallet.
- Every time she asks “What do you want for dinner?” respond with “Whatever you’re making”.
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