10 Ways to Annoy the Police.
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Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald’s to her suburban Chicago apartment.
Next time the police pull you over, try these smooth phrases to catch them off guard.
- “Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control”.
- “Aww man! I’m late for work already. Do me a favor and hold on to this beer… I shouldn’t drink until I’m on my way home”.
- “You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?”
- “Sorry I ran off the road. I was reading an E-article on how to annoy the police when the girl in the trunk began screaming, which distracted me enough to lose control. Ahh, today’s been a bad day, you know; Al Qaeda just called and asked me to “get rid of” the ambassador. In fact, that’s her in the trunk now…”
- “Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?”
- “Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 Magnum”.
- “I pay your salary”.
- “Hey dude. I got two AK 47’s in the trunk; I’ll sell both of ‘em to you for $500″.
- “Are you guys real? Let me see those badges to make sure.”.
- “Good morning, I’m special agent …. I’ve been investigating a case where two dumb cops are arresting people on false charges. You guys wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, would you? I think I heard there were only two city police in this town…
Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June — sometimes as often as 20 times a shift.
Dispatchers heard the child’s voice but could only track the phone’s signal to the apartment complex.
So authorities used a ruse to pinpoint her.
“We asked (the caller) what she wanted. She said she wanted McDonald’s,” said Steve Cordes, executive director of QuadCom’s emergency center, which covers Carpentersville.
“We talked with her and we convinced her if she told us where she lives, we would bring her McDonald’s,” he said. “She finally gave us her address. So we sent the police over — with no McDonald’s.”
After police arrived, the girl’s mother took away the phone, Cordes said.
Under federal law, deactivated cell phones still must be able to access 911. Many deactivated phones will contact an emergency call center if the user holds down the nine key… [read more]
Source: www.socyberty.com
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